Wednesday, November 14, 2007
Don't Forget You Can Still Donate to Dan Good!
Dans donation site is www.arthritis.ca/joints/ontario/dangood
Also I now have a Flickr site with my photos of Athens. Check out
www.flickr.com/photos/johnjohnston
Monday, November 12, 2007
A Huge Thank You to My Sponsors!!!
The inspiring stories that I heard in Greece brought me to tears. Stories of individuals, of husbands, wives and parents who were the heroes to many of the runners. To some of the runners who despite the pain and the tears managed to complete 10K or a marathon. These folks are just awesome.
To those who sponsored me, I will be writing to you individually but I wanted to make sure that you received mention here, in front of the world.
Corporate Sponsors
Human Resource Mgmt Solutions (John & Lori)
HR Impact (Fiorella and Sarah)
Sales Resource Group Inc. (David, Shawn, Amelia, Max, Tyler, Kyla, Matt, Tina)
HR Results Ltd. (Dave Binda)
Personal Donations
Daphne Overhill, Brenda Patten, Richard Rak, Carol Johnston, Jack Henderson, Moira Miller ,
Paul Jaggard, Jeff Good, Lynne Mealy, Bo Vujic, Richard Rousseau, Jodi Rainford, Mark Madott
Edith Barwell, Audrey Johnston, John Allen Doran, Susan Bourne, John Milborrow, Laura Henderson, Clifton Rhodes, Elizabeth Evans, Sandra Lim, Gwen Maxwell, Derek Cruickshank
Susan Skynner, Rejeanne Mottard, Deb Harcus, Ian Turnbull, Vanda Orsini, Ruth Long, David Bonk, Debbie Gracie-Smith , Ray Clews, David Hartwell, Oto Hroboticky, David Welch, Geoff Wybrew, Ernie Lynch, Ross McMaster, Don Armstrong, Gord Weber, Linda Campey
Steve Isaacs, Andy Martin, Gary Strevett, Brian Reidt, Willard Price, Ian Murray, Juanita Fiander, Jason Gibbons, Dermitt Duffy, Roger Neuman
Saturday, November 10, 2007
It Takes a Village....
I dropped into the Physical Edge Physiotherapy, on Friday, to leave them a picture for their "wall of fame" (in my case shame!) and it got me to thinking of the size and scope of my personal training team. So I would like to list and thank them here.
Birgitt Wilhelm - Physiotherapist - Physical Edge
Donna Wright - Physiotherapist - Physical Edge
Scott Harvey - Orthotics - Oakville Orthotics
Eleanor Hayward - Registered Massage Therapist - Oakville Shiatsu & Massage
Corey Henderson - Registered Massage Therapist - Oakville Shiatsu & Massage
John Hahn - Trainer - Arthritis Society Volunteer
Graham Westwood - Marathon Trainer
Dan Good - Personal Trainer and
the YMCA of Oakville trainers who provided advice and cross training
I also spent a lot of money at the Running Room and the Running Company in Oakville.
All of these folks helped to keep me in good enough shape that I could finish! Kudos!!!
JJ
Thursday, November 8, 2007
I Went to Greece and All I Brought Home Was 4 T-Shirts and a Cold

They picked us up from the hotel at 6:15 prompt. The walkers had already left the hotel at 5:15. I had hardly slept the night before. For me, this was unusual. Even Mark commented on it. Normally I sleep like someone hit me with a hammer. I kept thinking about finishing and all the people I would disappoint if I didn't. I thought about the people that I ran for Aunt Edith, Mom, Daphne Overhill, Elizabeth Evans, Marisa Connolly, Ross McMaster and others. I finally roused Dan and Mark at 4:45 and we went down for a surly breakfast with the hotel staff who had been called in early. (For those who plan to go to Greece, the Royal Olympic does not hold itself to Olympian standards)
We had pictures in the lobby. Here is Dan Good, Kari Barnard, Karleen Heer, Scott Carr and I getting ready to leave. Photo thanks to Donna Carr - Scott's Mom. The buses took us to the start just outside the city of Marathonas in a sports stadium that I suspect had something to do with the 2004 Olympics. They had a torch flame going and there were tons of people warming up on the track. I warmed and stretched (and went to the bathroom!). I was drinking water (probably a litre or more) before the race and wound up taking an unscheduled urinary disposal just like all of the Frenchman who nonchalantly stopped along the road for a public pee break.
We lined up in sections with the elite runners up front, the good runners in the middle and the "virgins" or unqualified in the back. We stood there waiting with the helicopters roaring overhead and a Greek Army band playing loudly.The announcer (four languages no less) was talking himself hoarse and THEN the gun went off! And we stood there! It takes a few minutes until we began to shuffle forward and the difference between my Gun Time and my Net Time represents this 3.5 minutes to get to the start. Photo credit Stratos Safioleas
As you start, you are trying to establish your pecking order like Alpha dogs and you spend most of your time looking over your shoulder seeing if you are going to get run over by some keener in the back. It is a little like playing the video game Frogger as you laterally shift back and forth trying not to get creamed by someone behind. This takes about 5 K to sort out. I came out doing about a 6:30 pace which was what I planned. Photo credit Stratos SafioleasAt the first water station they were cleaned out by the time I got there. Other runners were picking up discarded bottles that were half full and chugging that. I saw one couple go into a store to buy water, I guess. This early the water problem was not bad and I had 1 litre on my belt and a bladderfull inside. We ran a 5K detour (I guess to get the mileage right) into the middle of nowhere. I never did see the burial mound for the Battle of Marathon where the Athenians defeated the Persian Army. That would have been cool.
Some folks dressed up. There was a Athenian Foot Soldier and two people in togas. The French were all wearing beret's. It had a carnival atmosphere. People were all very focused but some had fun! Photo credit Stratos SafioleasThe Greek people came out of their houses to clap and cheer and the kids were all high fiving the runners that came near. Plenty of barking dogs but thankfully they were chained up or behind a fence. Many runners stopping to pee by this time. I joined them. I thought I would sweat it out but I was too late and needed to lighten up. This was much more convenient for the men. I saw a few women buddied up looking for a discreet place to go. There were portapotties along the route but I think the wait was a bit long.
Wednesday, November 7, 2007
I Did It! 5 Hours 20 Minutes and 27 Seconds
WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I guess this just goes to show, that, if you put your mind to it you can do anything! The last time I really ran, it was to get to the bar. Now I have completed a marathon. Not just A marathon, but the 4th hardest marathon in the world apparently. They told us that you can knock at least 15 minutes off of your time for this marathon (as it is all mostly uphill) compared to others.
Here is the semi official race photo. I have ordered the package (a wise investment because I may never do this again) so I will have more photos and blog messages for a few weeks as I had a lot of thoughts that I wanted to communicate. I'll try to make them short as it gets old trying to read a long blog.Besides the hairy armpits, you might want to notice the two spots on my arm where I managed to rub the skin off. The friction against the seam in the singlet rubbed right through my arm and bled. That is the one place that I didn't put lubricant (Body Glide not KY!).
I also thought I would be smart and put Band-aids over my nipples (read this post if you hadn't before). I didn't think about how much they would hurt coming off. I felt like screaming "Kelly Clarkson" as they pulled the hair from my chest like an insane Brazilian Waxer (What a great job description by the way).
Here's the unofficial official results page

Some quick general comments:
- My time was pretty consistent throughout the race. I slowed down a bit at the end but that is a bit natural I guess.
- Right below me is the time for Renata Duma. we crossed the finish line together. At about the 12K mark I came up on her. (the JIM people were not hard to miss in out lime green singlets). Her timing watch had just given up the ghost and we were keeping the same pace so we egged each other on and I can probably say that, although I would have finished the race, she was the person to keep me on track and encouraged me all the way through.
- The Greek people along the route had come out to cheer us on. Even though the beginning was rural/industrial and therefore not a lot of people around, the locals had come out and their kids were delighted to "high five" any runner who came near.
- The race was exceptionally well organized, water every 2.5K, gels, Poweraide, snacks etc. The Organizing Committee did a great job!
- We finished in the 1896 Panathinaiko Stadium (where the first modern Olympics were held) which was an incredible feeling
- The whole race was run in 10 minute increments. It helped me to get through to know that "I only have 10 minutes until I get a walk break!"
- The whole damn course was uphill! Starting at the 10K mark we climbed over 1000 m and descended the same amount in the last 10K
- The esprit de corps and team development among the JIM participants was probably the most intense I have ever seen (even with many corporate offsites and team building events). As Dan said " I came home with 60 new friends". He really did. The trials of a marathon form friendships and support groups very quickly. The experienced people take us newbies (or virgins as I like to call us) under their wings and really encourage/support you.
Lori picked me up at the airport but another surprise awaited. My whole damn family was there with signs and flags. It felt like the troops were being welcomed home after the war. My Mom and my Aunt Edith were there with my brother Dave, sister Cathy, son Grant and wife Lori. We had a tear jerker moment when I showed them this photo
Anyway more later.
Here is Renata and I crossing the finish line. She was wonderful and I owe her a lot
JJ
Saturday, November 3, 2007
Things to Do When You Are In Athens
Then we walked through a number of districts with the guide ending up on the Acropolis where we got the complete explanation of what we were looking at. It was a great tour because there were only 6 people vs the Arthritis Socienty tour which was 25 to a group!
We had lunch in the Plaka district and then explored the Ancient Agora, the Roman Marketplace and the Temple of Hephaistos. (Unfortunately I can't post pictures at this internet cafe).
We walked back through Monastiraki and window shopped and then saw the guards at the Parliament (the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier) having their "Walk Break". Like the guards at Buckingham Palace they cannot move and stand at rigid attention. They have the cutest little pompoms on their toes (Like a cheerleader for the army) and little short skirts. The guns and bayonets appear all too real. When they march it looks like toy soldiers because of the exaggerated goose step that they perform. All in all though - very cool.
We followed up with a walk through the National Gardens and then back to the hotel.
Dinner was a group affair in the Plaka with 10 of us having dinner and getting to know each other. We ate "family style" with everyone sharing. Mark and I followed up with an Ouzo to wash it down. (Think liquid black licorice).
Afterwards Mark went with me while I took some night photos of the Acropolis. He was beat between all the walking and his meds. So snoring was big on his agenda that night.
I got a cool e-mail from the organizing committee of the marathon (Stratos - the press person) who read my blog and sent me an e-mail.
"
Dear Lori:I hope I got the right e-mail address, and that I don't sound like some lunatic to you! :-)
I am working for the Athens Classic Marathon, doing International Media part of it. So I run into your husbands blog, http://johnsmarathon.blogspot.com/ and I spent a good one hour I think reading through it.(I hope to God all this makes sense to you ...)
So, I just want to wish him well. It's very moving to me that he decides to come to Athens to run the original Marathon.After he is done, he may want to get in touch with us in the Organizing Committee, and share his experience! Perhaps we can use it as a feature story in our web site for next year. Or simply learn from his experience.
Again, I wish John good luck, and I hope that he enjoys his experience in Athens.
Warmest regards,
Stratos
PS. For some strange reason I couldn't find his e-mail in his blog, but he posted yours!"
Stratos - Mine is john.johnston@globalhrms.com
Dan is still having a blast and making all knds of friends. (You will see when I can post pictures). The boy is a babe magnet!
Today, I skipped the idea of renting a car. We are going to the museum and then walking the town.
You can post questions and I will try to answer if you have any questions.
JJ in Greece
Friday, November 2, 2007
Foggy in Frankfurt
First off, Mark is on a different plane than we were. MArk, Dan and I were in the Business Lounge and when we left (somewhat well lubricated) we realized Marks plane was boarding. He made it all the way on his own and got here at 2PM.
Dan & I had to check our bags (Thank you surly Luftansa lady) for being overweight so er had to stay in Frankfurst with the rest of the group for our scheduled 5 hour layover which turned into 6.5. We didn't get in until 10PM. Poor Mark had been waiting in the lobby.
At fist they were notgoing to let us use a cot and were going to throw Mark to the curb but while we were out at dinner one magically appeared. Dan thinks that they should have thrown Mark out. Mark doesn't snore. It's more like a cross between a running chain saw, an outo crusher in a junkyard and a 1972 Pinto with a rusted muffler! Dan actually was sleeping at one point on the bathroom floor with the door closed and earplugs in. I, of course, was undisturbed.
Today we took a walking tour of the Acropolis and then afterwards had lunch and wandered the city. I have shot 150 photos but many are duplicates. I will prune them tonight.
We decided not to rent the car and will spend tomorrow touring the city and taking photos.
We are having an awesome time and Dan continues to pinch himself. He can't believe he is here.
Neither can I. But everyone is pumped about the run.
Tuesday, October 30, 2007
My Cheering Section
Some of my friends sent me quick notes. I have posted them here. Thanks for your thoughts
Hi John,
I'm happy for you that you have reached the $ objective.
My thoughts will be with you Wednesday night.
Take care,
Richard Rousseau
Not sure exactly what day you are leaving but I know it is soon!! Best of luck on the run…..!!!!
PS…..you should have your movie camera strapped to your head…..that way you can relive the run later!! (I’m sure you will want to relive it!!!)
Good luck!
Richard Rak
Good luck in your “MeatLoaf” marathon journey. My best wishes are with you and I want to hear all the details when you get back.
Elizabeth Evans
I read your blog and while you were running on Sun. I was trying to get up and down 5 stairs at Marylou's.
Please keep me updated on your marathon journey and the best of luck in Athens.
Nancy Markley
I truly admire what you're doing, especially since half the time I don't have the energy to get out of bed in the morning :)
I'll be following your blog. Best of luck at the Marathon and keep in touch.
Ruth Long
I will be cheering for you, I admire what you are doing. I don't think I could do it. Well I will follow your progress when will you back from your trip
Rui Martins
Lots of people have also wished me luck in person and on the phone. You know who you are!!!
and then Lori decided to get into the act. Here is a string of e-mails between Lori and Ingrid Schumacher at CHUM FM in Toronto.
-----Original Message-----
From: ingrid.schumacher@chumfm.com [mailto:ingrid.schumacher@chumfm.com]
Sent: October 30, 2007 12:47 PM
To: lojo1@sympatico.ca
Subject: RE: Lunch request
Wonderful ... and I'm sure nothing's going to break his stride!
-----Original Message-----
From: Lori Johnston [mailto:lojo1@sympatico.ca]
Sent: Tuesday, October 30, 2007 12:45 PM
To: Ingrid Schumacher
Subject: RE: Lunch request
Thanks Ingrid
He was thrilled.
Lori
-----Original Message-----
From: ingrid.schumacher@chumfm.com [mailto:ingrid.schumacher@chumfm.com]
Sent: October 30, 2007 10:50 AM
To: lojo1@sympatico.ca
Subject: RE: Lunch request
I'll mention him today Lori, thanks!
-----Original Message-----
From: Lori Johnston [mailto:lojo1@sympatico.ca]
Sent: Tuesday, October 30, 2007 10:46 AM
To: Ingrid Schumacher
Subject: RE: Lunch request
Tomorrow is not to late as his flight is at 6pm.
Any song will do
How about Born to Run (springsteen) or running with the devil (van
halen)
All the best and keep playing that great music
Lori
-----Original Message-----
From: ingrid.schumacher@chumfm.com [mailto:ingrid.schumacher@chumfm.com]
Sent: October 30, 2007 10:23 AM
To: lojo1@sympatico.ca
Subject: RE: Lunch request
That's wonderful! You must be so proud.
I may not be able to get Meatloaf incorporated today on short notice, but I can certainly mention John if that's alright with you?
All the best!
Ingrid
-----Original Message-----
From: lojo1@sympatico.ca [mailto:lojo1@sympatico.ca]
Sent: Tuesday, October 30, 2007 10:03 AM
To: Ingrid Schumacher
Subject: Lunch request
Hi Ingrid
My husband John is leaving tomorrow to run a marathon(yes the original one from marathon to athens)in Greece for the arthritis society. He has been training to "meatloaf" so any song by meatlaof would be great, or if you can think of a song about running that would be great also.
Dedicate the song to John and all people that suffer from arthritis.
Thanks
Lori Johnston
She is such a thoughtful person!
This Just In...
I wish I had said it.
We are different, in essence, from other men. If you want to win something, run 100 meters.
If you want to experience something, run a marathon.
Emil Zatopek
Emil Zátopek (September 19, 1922 - November 22, 2000) was a Czech athlete probably best known for his amazing feat of winning three gold medals in athletics at the 1952 Summer Olympics in Helsinki. He won gold in the 5 km and 10 km runs, but his final medal came when he decided at the last minute to compete in the first marathon of his life. He is widely considered to be one of the greatest runners of the 20th century and was also known for his brutal training methods.
Havin' a Party!!!
I am done with the running until next Sunday.
Last night there was an impromptu going away celebration at my brothers house (Thank you David and Carol for your hospitality and thoughtfulness). Brent Henderson, my nephew, is off to Sydney for the World Skydiving Championships and I am off to Athens for the Greek Classic Marathon. All the family gathered to say goodbye.
There was my Mom, my Aunt Edith (who has arthritis too), David and Carol, Jack and Carol, Cathy and Cam, Laura, Brent, Craig, Kyle, Adam, Scott, Grant, Evan, Natalie, Christin. It was really nice and everyone made a big fuss. I LIKE BIG FUSSES!
Today I went and had a massage. I didn't realize how nice that was going to be. Eleanor (the masseuse) recommended an Epsom salts bath later today. An excellent suggestion. I was rubbed so much I feel like a chunk of Kobe beef.
I have packed and am ready to leave. There are a number of websites that you might need dear reader so I will list a few things here.
Athens Classic Marathon Site http://www.athensclassicmarathon.gr/html/ent/012/ent.1012.1.asp
Race Results (Should be there on Sunday)
http://www.athensclassicmarathon.gr/results/default.asp?Lang=English
Athens Weather
http://www.accuweather.com/world-forecast.asp?partner=netweat&zipcode=EURGRGR007ATHENS
Now , I will be blogging while away but if you need to reach me try
john.johnston@globalhrms.com or john4travel@gmail.com
Later Dudes!
Sunday, October 28, 2007
I Don't Have to Shave my Legs! Praise Allah!
Getting ready this AM I used the ProWrap that I bought from the Physio to make my home made Patella Strap. This supports the kneecap and tendons ( I think) and it might help with the knees, although in the end, if it doesn't hurt me then who cares. If it does, I can just rip it off. The problem with using the ProWrap to make it is, that you wrap this thin foam around your leg and then roll it up. That makes the band that goes around your knee under the kneecap. The hair on your legs (usually a male problem) gets caught in this stuff and is pulled out like someone doing a wax job on you. OUCH!!!!
In my case, if I am careful, I can pull the hairs out of the foam before they are yanked out by the roots like an unwary turnip in a farmers field. But enough about that. Suffice it to say that I don't need to shave my legs (this would be good as I am going to Greece - Right?). Greek men don't need any more encouragement.
It was cold this morning, ON MY LAST RUN BEFORE I GO TO GREECE, I could see my breath and that was kind of cool (no pun intended).
I was listening to music (Light Up by Styx - best song) but I also had some Basic Greek as well. So I ran and learned, kind of like "Greek on the Go". I should patent that before someone else does!
I have enough slime to get me through (9 packs left) so I am OK. I will go out today and buy Nipple Bandaids so that I am good to go. I am starting to think about packing. It will be hard not to overpack. I am only taking carry on luggage so I need to keep it light.
Yesterday I went to pick up the travel documents and Joints In Motion Team Shirts for Dan and I. It took almost 2.5 hours for me to get to downtown. Between the traffic tie ups, the movie shoots and the road construction it was almost as bad as I hear Athens traffic is. But I have our stuff and we are READY!.
Lori is going to drive us to Mark's and Bernita (Marks wife) has arranged a taxi chit for us so that we can get to the airport in style.
This is gonna be fun!
Wednesday, October 24, 2007
Knee Rubber - It Might Work
It was cool so my Heart Rate was low.
I did my 10K listening to Pimsleurs Basic Modern Greek. I ripped it to the Samsung and set it to play while I ran. I got up to lesson four (each is about 30 minutes). I am learning the basics Hello, How are You, Thank You, Excuse Me, Where is the Beer?, Where is the Bathroom?, Hospital... you know the usual travelers requirements. The kids playing football must have through I was nuts as I ran by them muttering "Ven Kalevenatou Hellenica" in my fractured Greek responding to the lesson. Funny, I found Arabic easier than this!
I went by the Physio Clinic and got some of the under tape wrapping material. If you wrap 4-5 times around your leg and then roll it - it makes a cheap IT or patellar strap to ease the strain on your knees. I figured I would try it on the next couple of runs to see if it helps with my knees. If not, it rips off very easily. No harm, no foul!
It seemed to work but who knows if it was the strap, the cushy track surface or the short distance? In any event, I will go for one more physio treatment and I think I will book a massage too for this weekend.
Because I am between projects, I have been working out every day at the Y (bike, core etc) and will run on Thursday 10K and Sunday 10-15K and then that will be it until THE BIG DAY.
I looked at the site for the official photos. I will have to figure out if I should buy them (they are a little pricey) but I only plan on doing this once (I think). They Physio Clinic indicated that if I give them a photo they will Plak it and put it on their wall of fame! Maybe it can be on the new Johnston Wing that I paid for! Just kidding!
JJ
Monday, October 22, 2007
I'm Getting Lazy (Two Blogs for the Price of One)
Click Here to donate to Dan Good. He needs your support because he is still a student and your donations will help him to get the money back that he needs for school.Thursday, October 18, 2007
The Pain Never Ends (It Just Moves to a Different Location)
This was Tuesday's run. I am out again tonight on the track up at the school.
On Sunday my knee was sore and I stopped at 22K. Later on Sunday I noticed that my foot hurt. The knee was iced and settled down but 4 days later the top of my foot still hurts. It feels like someone stomped on my foot and bruised it.
I have iced and heated and it's still there. It seems to be tendinitis. Thank the Lord it is not a stress fracture. According to the internet I would be in more pain if it was a stress fracture. It feels more like my shoelaces were too tight and then my foot swelled and it resulted in pain in the top of the foot. It feels like a bruise. You know one of those that bruises the bone. Painful suckers!
Since I started running: I have had pain in my right knee, pain in my left knee, pain in my shins, pain in my Soleus, pain in the upper thigh/hip flexors, pain in the kneecap, pain in the plantar fascia, black toenails, pain in the lower back. It's like a free floating pain festival! It's like a teenager - It never leaves home - it just flops around to different parts of the house!
I went out last night and did my stretching, core and knee machine work at the Y and then had a steam. Tonight I will run. In the AM, I think I will go over to the physio and see what they can do. Yep, more infrared and electrostimulation.
This Sunday I begin to taper (Ya gotta love Wikipedia!). Tapering is the practice of reducing, or tapering off, exercise in the days just before an important competition. For many athletes, a significant period of tapering is essential for optimal performance. The practice is most common in endurance-based sports, such as the marathon.
Catch ya later
JJ
Sunday, October 14, 2007
Girding my Loins
Yes Girding is a word (Pay attention SCRABBLE players). I looked it up. Here is the link so you can see http://www.thefreedictionary.com/gird.
I refer here to the "Prepare oneself for action" version. I was thinking about this this morning as I started to get ready to run. Last night was my high school reunion (more on that later) and I got a late start today. Not that I was out late, I was home by about 11:30. I had a good time but I had met everyone from my year and I was getting antsy to go - plus Jeff was my ride and he was ready to go.
So here is another myth of running to explode. I had said earlier that running was cheap and then proved it wrong. Today I take on the myth that you put on the running shoes and just run.
I start with:
Putting "Body Glide" on my chest, thighs and feet. If you want to know why see the "Bleeding Nipples" Post
Then on goes the chest Heart Monitor strap across my chest 1 inch below my manly breasts
Then the special tight underwear that goes on under the special "wicking" running shorts
Then the special "wicking" running shorts overtop of the nylon undies (hopefully I don't build up static while running - I could be disastrous if I go into the gas station).
Then the special "Running Room" non blister socks that give me blisters
Then the "CoolMax" running shirt - again see "Bleeding Nipples" post
Following this I put on my "CoolMax" special Canada baseball hat
Then the Garmin gets strapped to my wrist like Spiderman's web shooting device
Think we are ready? Not by a longshot...
Then Samsung gets strapped to the upper right bicep
My Batman utility belt gets filled with three packets of Poweraide slime, Lori's little cell phone and the waterbottles filled with water and loaded into the belt
I then fill my Nalgene drop bottle with water and carry it in my right hand to the door.
I pull on my running shoes (with the custom inserts) and lace them
Now - I am READY!
It is no wonder that the Knights of Old had equerries who would get them ready for battle by strapping on their armour. Anybody want to be my equerry?
The reunion was great. Given that the school was only open for 12 years there were over 550 people there and the event was sold out. I saw a lot of people that I have not seen since 1974. They don't look any different (of course neither do I - let's all pretend together!). I saw many of my teachers including my old track coach who must have been stunned that I would run a marathon (he only remembered me as a pole vaulter).
I was also immortalized (although no one knew it was me) for my winter day exploit many years ago. I was bored and loitering in front of a third floor window. A pristine field of snow lay before me on the football field.
Donning my winter clothes and boots, I recruited a couple of guys and we shuffled across the football field, three abreast, spelling out from sideline to sideline and goalpost to goalpost a large four letter expletive deleted. I thought that people would look out of the third floor window, like I had earlier that day, and would be amazed (and laugh).
I forgot that my high school lay under the main flight path for Pearson airport (YYZ) and just south of highway 401. I guess that a traffic helicopter first noticed it and mentioned it (not the word - George Carlin can explain why) but the circumstance. Then the phones began to ring in the main office as every early morning arriving passenger on the left side of a plane was treated to my morning wake up call. Air Canada was NOT amused.
The principal, John MacNeill, now deceased, was out there in about 20 minutes with two of the custodial staff in their cars obliterating my message to the world!. I never fessed up. I was terrified that I would be kicked out of school. I didn't breath easy for a month.
I had forgot about it until two of the speeches mentioned it. I guess I am a rebel at heart!
I ran today across Oakville from Bronte to Mississauga. I was wrong - the mafia guys live in East Oakville, not Burlington. HUUUGE honkin' houses. These guys live like the old Robber Barons.
I even saw my brother-in-law, actually he saw me and waited until I got close to his parked van and then blew the horn. Scared the crap out of me. He was laughing himself silly as I ran off into the distance.
I had to cut the run short. My knee was beginning to hurt. This time on the outside of the left knee. CHRIST - I can never get a break. Lori drove over and picked me up at the downtown library. The back to the ice and ibuprofen. We will see what tomorrow brings!
JJ
Friday, October 12, 2007
What I Want to See

Tuesday, October 9, 2007
FundRaising? - I am DONE!!!!!!!!!
Thanks to a large number of donors (all of whom I will immortalize on this site when I get a few spare minutes) I have met my fundraising goal of $5,500.
I kicked in about 1/2 of this amount (but then again - it was my choice to do this).
Holy Cow; fundraising IS hard. You have to go to your friends, family , colleagues, acquaintances and ask for support. Now, I never did some of the things that the other Joints in Motion folks did, like: Bake Sales, Garage Sales, Dances, Standing in Front of Liquor/ Beers Stores, 50/50 Draws and so on. But I did go Door to Door on my street, sent out e-mails, set up a web site and reminded everyone I knew that I was raising money for the Arthritis Society.
People have been so generous, I cannot believe it. My friends, my family, my families friends, my IHRIM buddies, my Ernst & Young colleagues, Folks from Maximus, my old High School buddies, colleagues from Bell ExpressVu in all - lots of people.
THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU
OK now, keep paying attention, I am going to keep blogging. I will do it right up until I have completed the Greek Marathon. Then we will make a decision and see what is next.
If you would still like to donate, consider donating to my younger, less mature (and not as good looking) Race Partner Dan Good at www.arthritis.ca/joints/ontario/dangood
and , of course, you can still donate to me if you would like! I am sure the Arthritis Society would not want to restrict me from raising more funds than needed. It all goes to a good cause!
JJ
Monday, October 8, 2007
Rode Hard - Put Away Wet!
HEY EVERYBODY. I am at 99% of my fundraising with only $80 to go. If you would like to donate, you might want to donate to Dan Good now. Dan is Jeff's son and my trainer for the marathon (even though he can't stand to run with me!). He is in university and has put up $1000 of his own money so far. It would be great if he can get that back so he can afford to eat! (or drink - after all, he IS in University). Saturday, October 6, 2007
I stopped for Andrew - Not my Fault...
Hmmmm Heart rate was higher, I guess I need to train more.
Andrew, my oldest son, who is in the running for "Pirate of the Year" on PiratesRus.com (just kidding) needed to go to get his new contact lens. I had ridden my bike to the track and so he picked me up and arrived at 8K so I stopped. Good move John, blame it on your kid!
Everything was working fine and I could have kept running but we had to go.
We went to see Paul Glazier at Glazier Optical. Paul suggested that I try contacts for the marathon. He says they are bifocal now and he gave me a tryout pair. I'll give them a try on Sunday for the long run.
This AM I went to the Y and did the bike class, squats, some core and stretches. I was sweating buckets. I guess tomorrow I better take extra water and stash it en route.
Friday, October 5, 2007
Not too Hip!
Tuesday, October 2, 2007
Took the Weekend Off
This weekend was beautiful. After experiencing problems with my hip flexor on the right side. I am back in physio and they told me to take it easy for a bit. They also told me I need to do more core exercise because my core gets tired and then the hip flexors attempt a coup d'etat and want to take over. So now I am stretching, doing core, and cross training
The weekend was spent canoeing up on the Wolf Pickerel route north of Parry Sound. Beautiful...d I got some great pictures. It was also nice not to run for once.
Yesterday I did the spin circuit class in the AM. (I am finished my project and have some spare time now). Then today I am going to do a 10 K up on the rubber track at the school and ease back into it.
Mark Madott, one of my friends, had to take 6 days vacation before November 15th because of his job so last night we confirmed that Dan & I now have our own private cheering section! Mark will be joining us in Greece and can ensure that the body is shipped home properly.
JJ
Wednesday, September 26, 2007
Derringer in the Morning!
As a long time listener (not love you long time), I thought I would drop you this quick note.I just turned 52 and am about to run my first marathon on behalf of the Arthritis Society's "Joints in Motion" program. Now, before you think that means that we are all running naked, the Joints in Motion Program has raised over 18 million for Arthritis Research.
I signed up to run the Greek Marathon. I figured I may as well do the original (Go big or go home). Hopefully it does not end the way the first one did!
I discovered that if I put together Bat out of Hell I, II and III with Welcome to the Neighborhood I could actually complete the Meat Loaf Marathon. In fact I think they should do all of these runs to music - You could have the Foreigner 5 K or the Trooper 10K or of course, my favorite, the Kiss Kilometer.
Anyway you can see the blog that I have maintained over the past 5 months at
Alternatively please go to the Joints in Motion website (I'm sure you are never going to get that image out of your mind now) and sponsor someone for one of their runs.
Regards
John Johnston
Monday, September 24, 2007
331/3 - No not an Album - That's the Distance

This is the elevation profile as I ran (in Green - my heart rate is in Red). The total elevation was 723 metres up and 710 down. I guess I am hovering 13 metres up in the air right now.Friday, September 21, 2007
Getting Lost on the Trails.
I ran on the track for 10 minutes and then decided to run the trails last night. Good idea except about 10 minutes in I started to experience intestinal discomfort. Yes - Peristaltic pressure, Colonic catastrophe, I hadda go - now. After eyeing the bushes along the path, I came upon one of the local Catholic schools. THANK GOD it was open. Could have been messy.
But enough about my elimination issues. I also managed to get myself lost again. Funny, I am wearing a GPS and I still can't find my way.
JJ
Thursday, September 20, 2007
A Queen Quarter Marathon
Ran 11K on the track at the high school on Tuesday (Keeping this blog up is work!) . Looked like a geek in my fuel belt but then again - I look like a geek anyway.
My knees were fine and other parts were sore but got better as I ran. Wound up missing dinner as I rode my bike up and back which chews up 40 minutes, stretched for 15 minutes before/after and then ran for 1:16. This is becoming time consuming.
I loaded up Queen this time on the Samsung because I did not want to overdo the Meat Loaf experience. Excellent choice! If you look at the lyrics to "I Want it All", I thought; "That sounds like me!"
"I'm a man with a one track mind
So much to do in one life time (people do you hear me)
Not a man for compromise
and wheres and whys and living Lies"
At least that is how I would like to think of myself. (Except for the one track mind part - that's a bit much.
Monday, September 17, 2007
Holy Shit Batman! - 30K in a Utility Belt!
Yes, after saying that they look silly, I went out and bought myself a utility belt. Now, it is a work of art if I must say so. It has 4 water bottles (8oz) a pocket for the cell phone and a pocket for the Powerade slime packs.
I bought the Helium Fuel Belt. I wish it had helium so I could just float over the marathon like some big fat Macy's Day parade balloon. Instead I just look like the Michelin Man from Ghostbusters lumbering to an ignominious finish somewhere ahead of the guy with two knee braces.The guy at the Running Company here in Oakville also threw in a shoelace ID tag. This is a velcro strap that goes on your running show laces and thus if you are found on the side of the road, like some raccoon roadkill, they can return you to your rightful owner. The cell phone allows me to call home if I twist my ankle or need an emergency supply of water.
I filled the belt but still took another litre and a half of water and I needed it even though it was not hot. I stashed a litre bottle in a tree about 10K from home and used it to refill the water bottles. I used a disposable 500ml bottle and disposed of it in a convenient garbage can as I ran past the park.
This time, for a 30K run, I ran to Burlington (the next town) and back. I ran along the Lakeshore Road. This is where most of the Mafia in Canada live, based on the size of the estates. WHAT IN THE HELL DO THESE PEOPLE DO FOR A LIVING??? Huge honking houses. Some of them even have gates. I did not see any guys in track suits or shiny sharkskin suits loitering outside so maybe the mafia comment is unkind.
Lakeshore Road is the prime track for the two running stores in town. It felt like I was at a track meet. There were tons of people running, some were friendly - who would acknowledge you with little waves or a bright good morning and a smile. Others were hard core who ignored you - Poseurs, I hope they trip!
30 K - Wow. I am probably going to bump the next LSD to 33K but that will be it. In fact, I may even drop back a bit for a week or so to 26K. I am walking like an old man this AM (NO COMMENTS or NO SOUP FOR YOU!). I even had a whirlpool tub last night with Epsom Salts. I have iced and taken my ibuprophen. It will be nice when I feel invigorated after a run instead of ridden hard and put away wet (Old horse analogy)
The whole run as done to Meat Loaf. I was halfway through the fourth album and not done so I needed to buy the extra CD's. Now I just need to receive them. I sweat so much there were salt stains on the Samsung' armband.
Tonight I will ride the bike a bit to remind my thighs that they are made of flesh and not concrete.
Feel free to donate. I still have $1,500 to go.
JJ
Friday, September 14, 2007
Happy Birthday to Me! 52 and Still Running!
Yep - today is my birthday. I am too young to be called a geezer as I cannot qualify for the seniors discount like my older brother and sister. I am too old to look at 20 year olds (but I still do). I am however young enough to keep running.
Making big donations to my fundraising would not be out of line if you wanted. I still have to raise another $1,500. So feel free!
You can contribute here www.arthritis.ca/joints/ontario/johnjohnston
Although a myriad of things are sore (Ankles, knees, hip, plantar fascia) I can still go the distance. This weekend 30K!
I found yet another Meatloaf CD at a small used record shop in North York so I will be well equipped for the Meat Loaf marathon.
I ran into a former colleague, Lori Bennett, from CGI who was training at the Abbey Park high school. Lori is a long time distance runner and with her girlfriends was preparing for the all women marathon in San Francisco (brutal hills) coming up in a month. These are serious runners who were doing tons of squats, lunges and core exercise. They all ran faster than i do so it was a bit disheartening.
Lori pointed out that she originally was only going to do one marathon but never stopped. I think I will stop - too many other things on my list.
JJ
Tuesday, September 11, 2007
Bought my Meat - Now Thinking Tatoo
Then I thought "This could be a problem" 
Sunday, September 9, 2007
I Finished a 26'er!
I went out in the rain this AM. I wasn't alone there must have been at least 10 others out there. At least I could not tell the sweat from the rain. It was pretty warm as long as you were running.
The rain was dripping off of my new hat. I bought a Canada hat so all of the Greeks will know where I come from. The Arthritis Society provides a Joints in Motion shirt (so you can see all of the other JIM runners).
I ran a long way and managed to get lost up in Glen Abbey looking for the Cross Town trail. It is basically a Natural Gas pipeline easement. I somehow got turned around and ran 3 K parallel to the pipeline. I finally got onto the trail and would up running all over the place. In the end I managed to make my 26. The problem is next week it will be 30K - Oh Joy!
My knees held up well and my feet were a little sore, but I made out pretty well. I stretched, had my Gatorade, more water (3 litres in all), showered and got dressed.
Then I took a nap!
JJ
Friday, September 7, 2007
Will the Greeks Roll Out the Rubber Carpet?
Rode my bike last night to the local high school. They have a great track that is covered in "RubberRock" a 1 inch thick surface. It is awesome on the knees, I ran 11 km without much in the way of discomfort and felt great afterwards.
My time was even better, so I was getting the training effect. I could have ran more (and probably would have) if Lori and Grant had not arrived to pick me up (with my bike).
NOW the big problem is to get the Greeks to pave the road from Marathon to Athens with RubberRock so I can get on with running the Marathon. Right! Don't think that they are going to do it.
Although I will have to continue running on the road, I think I will make sure that I get in plenty of track time to save my knees for the big event.
JJ
Wednesday, September 5, 2007
I Have a Black Toe!
I was sore last night. Even my hip/groin was bothering me - a new one! I kind of cut the run short as I was also getting twinges from my pers anserine AGAIN.
Best song was Sweet Dreams by the Eurythmics.
My toenail is turning black - supposedly this is a sign of a marathon runner - IT SUCKS!
Tuesday, September 4, 2007
I Ran Half a Marathon...But I Need More Meat!
Sunday
Distance 21K , Time 2:37 (This is the time for the 21K) Here are the Stats for the run
Distance 22K , Time 2:44, Avg Pace 7:28, Avg HR 162
That would have been a 5:14 Marathon. Now this 1/2 was not official just my run on Sunday. I ran through most of the trails in Oakville to save my knees. You forget sometimes what a beautiful place that you live in (during the summers) remember - this is Canada.
You get to see the backs of some really big homes (What do these people do for a living - work for the mob?) and lots of wildlife. I have terrified many jackrabbits and vice versa as they take off into the bushes. At least the pounding feet scare off the rattlesnakes.
This run went went really well but I have a problem. While I run I listen to my Samsung and I thought I would try the Meat Loaf Marathon. I got through the first three Meatloaf albums and will not have enough to do the race.
Now, according to Wikipedia, there are a number of CD's that I don't have (Actually they are albums - round big things made out of vinyl which play music kiddies). They are Dead Ringer, Midnight At The Lost And Found, Bad Attitude, Blind Before I Stop, Meat Loaf - Live with the Melbourne Symphony Orchestra, Couldn't Have Said It Better and Live Around the World.
Guess I better haunt the used CD stores. I need More MEAT! I do have Storeyteller so I will load that up but Houston We Have A Problem!
Little Known Meat Loaf Factoids (Wikipedia)
In 1990, Meat Loaf joined Slim Fast and lost 84 pounds. Not only did he become $1 million richer, he even considered changing his name to Olive Loaf.[16] . WHAT A RIOT!
Meat Loaf is said to have cheated death on numerous occasions, having crashed in a car which rolled over,[17] been hit on the head with a shot put,[18] and being struck by Wolff-Parkinson-White Syndrome.[19] More recently, in October 2006, his private jet was almost forced to crash land at London's Stansted Airport after his plane's forward landing gear failed. I HOPE THAT I CAN DO AS WELL!
On Sunday was the Oakville Half Marathon. Having done one the day before, I did not feel the need to do another. The on site registration was $100. Man that's a lot of money - I hope most of it goes to the Hospital.
I ran into Elizabeth Brown at the finish. She and her "Posse" (or is it now "Entourage") had finished the 10K part of the race. I was introduced as "Here's the guy with the blog"???? She didn't even get my name out. Even Charley Manson gets his name out! ( "Hey girls, This is Charley Manson, the Serial Killer." We chatted for a while but then I left to go do my Core Fitness class.
Now - I was watching some of the first people come in. They were running harder than I do in the beginning of my run. Mais, c'est n'ai pas un problem. Je courir pour moi. Now I can say I have a multi-lingual blog. Let's see, the first guy finished in 1:07 - somebody's getting too much Ritalin for breakfast!
With my 2:37 time I would have finished 700th out of 790. I would have also had the pleasure of watching Bob Bonham finish ahead of me AGAIN. Bob is training for the Cleveland Marathon in the same timeframe as mine. Bob finished in 2:27.
JJ
